Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.
- lady gaga: ***breathes***
- lil monster: This means something on a much deeper and intellectual level than most people want to give Lady Gaga credit for. The inhale of oxygen represents her bringing new life, a new sound, a new generation of oxygen particles represents Lady Gaga opening the door to new experiences and creative energy. The inhale is a performance art and a parody of a societal inability to open new passages of creativity. But then....the exhale. Gaga releasing of carbon dioxide is a commentary on all the waste of creative juices within the realm of society and the aspect of media culture not giving artists the inability to shed a new skin and transcend new heights. Art pop.
if gaga ever did that ice water challenge thing i’d want her to make it the sexiest video of the kind ever. like she should call steven klein to shoot the water falling on her naked body in slow motion while the sickest remix of sexxx dreams plays. different camera angles. wet hair game strong. even some ice on mouth teasing. the sexiest ice water challenge video ever to shame everyone who tries to do it next.
Life will never be the same again ..
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
i can’t stop laughing
He wants to be Light Skint™ so bad
He really thinks he’s black and its hilarious.
Okay, but he could get the suck with that body…
You don’t love yourself